How long is the book? What’s it like?

Stuff Jesus Never Said is 130 pages and has 60 full-color memes plus 60 short chapters of text.

Is this a book I could give my pastor? My unchurched neighbor? My teenage kids?

Definitely. This book has been written with the widest audience in mind. (I'm not saying your pastor is wide.)

The the full-color hardcover is beautiful but I wish you'd do a cheaper version.

Your wish is granted. Stuff Jesus Never Said is available in a no-frills black and white paperback version on Amazon.

I’m a bookseller. How do I get stock?

You can order the book through Ingram International.